Am I the only person who thinks a pack of Marlboro Lights(the “healthier” cigarette) is made to match a white and gold Cadillac while a pack of Marlboro Reds(Cowboy Killers, strongest cigarette ever, etc…) resembles a cheap, seedy hotel with a red roof and bland white walls?
Sometimes I wish my dick was like a Stretch Armstrong doll so I could choke annoying people with it. Plus, nobody would ever believe them if they cried about being choked by a dick.
"I love you, Danny. I love you more than anything else in the whole world, and I’d never do anything to hurt you, never… You know that, don’t you, huh?"